HOW TO MESS
WITH THE
NOSEY
NEIGHBORS

1. Pretend to be physically injuried and allow them the privledge to get your groceries.

2. Go on alot of trips, leaving them a crippled old dog to worry about!

3. Let them feel helpful by having them pick up your packages just because they are going there too!

4. For kicks, see how many days you can stay home before they call to see if you are dead.

5. Lick your lips every time you are near their little dog.

6. Don't take out your trash and see how long before they call to offer to do it.

7. Install a camera pointed in their window and project the result on the wall.

8. Paint a giant eyeball on your wall and deny it's existance when you talk.

9. Goose step around your yard while signing Deutschland Uberalles.

10. Laugh hysterically after saying you would love to have them for dinner sometime.

11. Have a black van regularly load bags into your house, then deny this.

12. Only enter and leave the house after midnight.

13. Pretend to be holding back evil laughter as you offer them cookies.

14. Have song and dance routines on your roof at 4 am.

15. Paint a window with a person holding binoculars on the side of your house.

16. Tell the other neighbor to count how many cars it takes to make the noisey neighbors to call.

17. Sneak around the neighborhood in full nija costume in broad daylight.

18. Spray paint your backyard grass purple.

19. Fertilize their lawn with cat food.

20. The idea of Community Theatre is to watch a good yelling fight with two other neighbors in the street.

21. Good franchising is using their inside information to set up a booking agency for odds on fights, scandals, and dirt on the dogs!